* Todd eyes the B&W of Illy that Kimball took.
<Todd> Gawd DAMN that man is FINE.

<ColdFury> holy shit it's 1:30?

<Illyria> Wahhhhhh! Kim and Rocky left me!

<ChrisNich> ...from the bottom of my heart?

* Todd SWEATBEADS.

<Illyria> Isn't he, though? ^_^

<Falcon> 3:30 here.

* Yoi blinks.

<Arwen> Yup.  Yay CST. ^_^

<Todd> Illy: Yeeeeeeeeeessssss...

<ColdFury> Chris - ...

<Terence> 9:22 here ^_^

<Todd> 3:30...GAH! I HAVE CLASS AT 9!
<Todd> @.@

<Illyria> We almost dated before he came out. ^_^;;

<Arwen> Chris: <blinks>

<Falcon> 3:30... oh wait... I have class at... 1:30.
<Falcon> Hehe.

<ColdFury> ria - *blink*

<Illyria> Sleep, Todd.

<Falcon> Go Wednesday.

* Todd spent so much time drawin...OOOOH, he's queer? *_*

<Arwen> Ria: Good thing he came out before you dated, then.

<Illyria> Eh... would've been a fun thing, anyways.

* Calculus has only moved once, but is a very non-touchy-feely person. :P

<Todd> Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaai. =9

<ColdFury> Arwen - Has Aeb always high fived with the tip of his
fingers? :p

<Arwen> Ria: Fun thing nothing.  Good thing he came out before you dated.
<Arwen> Fury: I dunno.  I never really high fived him. ^_~

<Illyria> Yes.

* Todd is inclined to agree with Ard here. ^_^;

<Illyria> It would've been. ^_^

<Todd> You could share fashion tips. c.c;

* Arwen snickers.

<ColdFury> Arwen - I dunno if I mentioned this, but Aeb acts more cliche
than I've ever seen any gay friend of mine act.

<Illyria> But it would've been more of a, "Yeah, let's go to the movies
every Saturday night and call 'em dates" thing. ^_^

<Illyria> He's two years younger 'n me anyways.

<Todd> CF: I have only seen the man in pictures, and let me say this...

<Arwen> Fury: Oh, I know.  He got a lot more... flamboyant afterwards.  I
know.

<Todd> He is FLAMING.

<ColdFury> Todd - it's worse in person.

<Arwen> Yes, he is.
* Arwen nods.

<Illyria> And Chris... you didn't do anything to offend me. So there's no
reason to apologize. ^_^;

<Todd> We can sense it in our own. c.c; Boy's got more flame than a damn
iron foundry.

<ColdFury> gaydar ^_^

<Todd> Oh, no.
<Todd> This is seperate from gaydar. My actual gayday SUCKS. Bad.

<ColdFury> gayday? O_o

<Todd> Gayday. "GAYDAY, GAYDAY! WE NEED PENNY LOAFERS!"
<Todd> "OH, THE HUMANITY! WHERE IS THE CASHMERE?!"

<Illyria> ¬_¬

<ColdFury> Why do I feel like I should be at DisneyWorld?

<Todd> Gay DisneyWorld = San Francisco.
<Todd> The Queer Pavillion of Epcot(tm)

* ColdFury facefaults.

* Illyria starts LAUGHING.

* Todd tries to imagine all of Castro St. in a "Newsies" style musical
number, and DIES CACKLING.

<Calculus> "Aren't you an interesting person." "I am humbled by your
praise."

<Illyria> Oh, GOD, Todd!
<Illyria> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

<ColdFury> Todd - [...]

<Todd> "Then as an interesting person, will you take responsbility for
this?"

<ColdFury> I really have to make my way up to the city these days.

<ChrisNich> This is really bizarre.  

<Illyria> o/~ And it's a fine life! Carrying the rainbow til' we fall! A
mighty fine life! o/~

<Todd> o/` IT'S A GAY WORLD AFTER ALL... <fingersnap> YESSSSSSS! IT'S A
GAY WORLD AAAAFTER AAAALL... O/`

<ChrisNich> Bizarre is good.

* Yoi looks in again. Heh.

* Todd ohlords. Imagining that scrumptious little main character kid
singing "San Fran" as opposed to "Santa Fe"

<Illyria> Oooooh.
<Illyria> He WAS cute, wasn't he?

* Todd realizes: I'm 21. Does me lusting after that brat make me a
pedophile?

<ChrisNich> Boy, I bet this is just soaking up the old DC Network hours...

* Illyria is getting an urge to pop in the Newsies CD now. ^_^;

<Todd> Heh.
* Todd SNERKS at a 3am thought.

* Falcon hasn't had music going in 5 hours.

<Illyria> How many do you get a month, Chris?

<ChrisNich> 150.

<Falcon> I'm surprised I haven't died of withdrawal.

<Illyria> Urk.

<Todd> Aiyah.

<ColdFury> Eek

<ChrisNich> Yeah.

<Todd> "And now, the Seattle Gay Men's Chorus will perform...'Chu CHu
Rocket'."

<Illyria> ........................
<Illyria> Oh.
<Illyria> My.
<Illyria> GOD.

<ColdFury> ...

<Todd> I DEFINATELY need to be in BED.

<ChrisNich> That's seriously messed up.

<Illyria> I haven't laughed this hard since the Priapus discussion. :D

<Todd> But imagine...this HORDE of gay men...singing "THE ROCKET IS COOL!"

<ColdFury> I wish you hadn't said Horde.

* Falcon pokes Calculus with a yardstick. "It's done."

<Todd> With CHOREOGRAPHY.

<ColdFury> now I have he-man images in my head.
<ColdFury> and that's not goign well with this convo.

<Todd> Hordak!

<ChrisNich> Mantenna!

<Illyria> Dammit, STOP IT, Todd! *wipes away tears* :D

<Todd> "By the power of Grayskull...I HAVE THE POWER...BITCH!" <techo
plays during She-Man transformation sequence>

<Illyria> Oh Lord... and they'd be singing about how a cat is scary. If
that doesn't just fit well, too... o.o

<Todd> OH LORD.
* Todd has disturbing Sailor Starlight flashbacks now.

<ColdFury> ...
<ColdFury> She-Man ?

* Todd is imagning Prince Adam holding up a sequined sword and
transforming into spandex to the Starlights henshin theme.

<Illyria> @.@

<Calculus> When did this conversation get hijacked by terrorists? ^_^;;;

<ColdFury> X_X

* Todd fires a rifle into the air. "LAUGH, OR THE SYSADMIN GETS IT!"

<Illyria> "Hurry, He-Man! Skeletor has made his new hideout in the Velvet
Underground!"

* ChrisNich does not laugh.

* Todd SNERKS.

<Terence> What?  You'll actually kill Calculus?
<Terence> Man... this I gotta see.

<ChrisNich> Dan straight.
<ChrisNich> damn straight.

<Todd> Let's not talk about Dan. c.c;

* Yoi cracked up at the Chu Chu Rocket lines...

<Illyria> Yes he is. And I'd be scared otherwise. ^_^

<ColdFury> I think I need to hear this Chu Chu Rocket thing to fully
appreciate the humor.

* Todd is imagining Skeletor in pimp clothing now, Illy. GAWD.

<Illyria> "You are a manly man, just as Dan is! OOSHA!" "Dammit, Jessie,
why does everyone keep thinking I'm gay?!" "..."

<Arwen> One Dan, another Dan... Dans are evil, I tell you!  Evil!

* Todd SNERKS. I meant a different Dan, but frankly, ALL of them are a bit
WHACKED.

<Arwen> Exactly, Todd.

* Illyria just keeps giggling.

* Todd hurts himself trying to keep from cackling with my roomie trying to
sleep.

<Illyria> "I... HAVE... THE POWER! AND..... I! I will survive! So long as
I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive!"

<ColdFury> "DOSHTA DOSHTA !!  I have come to bust a nut in James' holiest
of holes! OYAJIIIII"

* Todd FALLS OUT OF HIS CHAIR

<Todd> TWICE.

* Arwen actually starts laughing, too.

<Todd> <which is no small feat of Newtonian physics, admittedly>

<Illyria> Okay, I'm proud of that line. :D

<ColdFury> I bet that +m feature's looking reeeeaaal good right now Calc
^_^;

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<Daisuke> [ravi] "Why does everyone always assume everything I write will
have copious amounts of sex?!"

<Arwen> Use it, Ria.
* Arwen waves at ravi.

<Illyria> Howdy ravi. ^_^

* ColdFury wipes a tear from his eye. Lord that's funny.

<Yoi> Hi Ravi

* Todd FALLS OVER.
<Todd> Can I have that as my new infoline? ^_^

<ColdFury> Ria - insert it into Ultra!

<Illyria> That's not going into Ultra. @.@

<ravi> Okay I just missed something.
* ravi shrugs.

<Todd> Indeed you did. <CACKLE>

<ravi> Whatever

<ColdFury> Do an omega fight at a supposedly generic planet.. then have
the hero come to stop the fight.. and do that! :)

<Illyria> NO, Fury. @.@

* Falcon yawns.

<Illyria> Toodles Falc?

<ColdFury> "Krillin sweatdrops, "This is nuts!"  She-Man replies, "No,
these are nuts!"

<Falcon> Yeah... I have to turn in homeowrk by noon, so I need to be up in
7 or so hours.
<Falcon> Night everyone.

<Yoi> Nite Falcon

<Illyria> Toodles Falc. ^_^

<Arwen> Night Falcon.
<Arwen> Actually... <blinks at the clock> Oy.  I go sleep, too.
<Arwen> Thanks for cheering me up. ^_^

<Falcon> night Ard.

<Illyria> And toodles Arwen. ^_^
<Illyria> *hug*

<Todd> Night, all of ye who are leaving.

<ChrisNich> Later Arwen.

* Todd shall join thee soon.

<ColdFury> I think I'll join the crowd.

* Arwen hugs Illyria back.

<Todd> Anon...I becometh jiggy.

<ColdFury> depressed or no, the classes keep on coming.

<ravi> Ah.

<Illyria> Okay... I think I'm coming down off my high. ^_^

<ravi> Good night Ard.

<Yoi> Nite Ard

<ravi> Calc?

*** ColdFury is now known as SleepFury
*** Falcon has quit IRC ("The falcon searches... endlessly searching for
the next Camaro he will tarnish.")

<ravi> If you're awake?

<Illyria> Toodles CF.

<ravi> Pull me from everythin,g I guess.

* Arwen blinks.

*** SleepFury is now known as ColdFury

<Arwen> Oh, wait.  Pulled?

<ChrisNich> Eh?

<ColdFury> huh?

<ravi> What?

<ChrisNich> Huh?

* Todd continues nagging Illy. "Can I have it for an infoline? PWEEEEASE?"

<ColdFury> ravi.  don't.

<Illyria> Go for it, Todd.

<Todd> [WAI].

<Illyria> ravi... at least wait until tomorrow.

<ChrisNich> ravi : What's wrong?

* Todd tapples Calc. Step way from the DVD player.

<^_-> Team ^_- bleahs off at the speed of light

<Arwen> Hola Puu. :P

<^_-> bleah... if you wanna know where I was, I was going nuts with
Pokemon

<Todd> We can always count on Puu to take sustained automatic weapons
fire. <blamblamblamblam>

<Yoi> Heya Puu

* ^_- winces...
<^_-> I went to bed at 8 am, mostly cause of coding
<^_-> Yoi was there-

<Yoi> Yes, yes I was.

* Calculus unidles.
<Calculus> ...nani?!

* ^_- shows off his new acquisitions: the pokemon CCG for gameboy, a
Thunder Badge, and a puuing chansey

<ChrisNich> I wonder how hard it is to contract leprosy?

* ColdFury knocks on wood.

<^_-> don't get too curious
<^_-> afk while I switch computers

<ColdFury> ravi - you gonna talk about it?

<ravi> Nah.  You guys are in a good mood.  ^_^

<Todd> Chris: Ask the CDC. They likely have a sample.
* Todd tapples on Calc. I wanna re-do my infoline, please, Mr. Sysadmin
man sir.

<ChrisNich> ravi: I'm not.  Tell me, what's wrong?

<ColdFury> ravi - dude, I maybe somewhat harsh about H! sometimes.. but
that's jsut cuz I'm an impatient SOB.  you're a good writer dude.  don't
pull out of impro

<Todd> <kahuna handwave> Dude. </kahuna handwave>

<Calculus> Todd: ...?

<Todd> Calc: ...Did I miss something important? c.c;

<ChrisNich> Oh.
<ChrisNich> Duh.

<Calculus> What should it be changed to?

<Todd> Um...<goes and gets it>

<ColdFury> hey calc, while you're changing info lines... unlock mine :P

<Calculus> CF: Ara? ^_^

<ChrisNich> Because of H!f.  Should have figure that out.

<ColdFury> you locked my info line calc :P

<Todd> "I...HAVE THE POWER! AND...I! I will survive! As long as I know how
to love, I know I'm still alive!"

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* ^_^ clitches his head

* Calculus rubs the back of his head.

<Illyria> Rehowdy Smiley.

<^_^> err, clutches

<Illyria> ....interesting typo there. ^_^

<Yoi> Reee Puuu

<ColdFury> ...

<Calculus> Infoline changed.

* ^_^ twitches

<ravi> Hola Puu.

<Todd> Waaaaaai. <gives Calc a slice of German chocolate cake with the
cool caramel/coconut frosting>

<^_^> ick...

<Todd> ...

<Illyria> You fool, you.

<Todd> Was it supposed to do that here? c.c;

<ChrisNich> Actually, that sounds really gross right now.

<ColdFury> do what here?

* Illyria slaps a pimp hat on Smiley.

<Todd> Maybe it didn't. ^_^

<^_^> ?

<ChrisNich> I'd like some beef.

<Calculus> ...

* ^_^ holds up his Pimp Badge

* Calculus casts Remove Milk on it, then consumes it.  Wai. :9

<ChrisNich> Or a few green vegetables.

<ColdFury> Calc - did you unlock my infoline? ^_^

<Calculus> CF: Ah.
* Calculus [POWERPOSES].
<Calculus> ^_-
<Calculus> Sore wa...

<ColdFury> *THWAP*

* Todd WHACKS Calc

* Illyria passes out the cupcakes.

<Calculus> Itai desu! @_@

* Arwen pokes Calculus. "Don't be a baka."

<Todd> As if the 'seen Xellos' wasn't bad ENOUGH...

<ColdFury> seen xellos

<Daisuke> Sore wa...

<ColdFury> seen xelloss

<Illyria> seen itami

<^_^> so... what'd I miss?

<Daisuke> Sore wa...
<Daisuke> I killed him.  I killed him good.

<Illyria> ^_^_v

<ColdFury> seen shermie

<Daisuke> I don't know who shermie is.

* Todd SMACKS Daisuke, twice.
* Todd then SMACKS Calc for coding him.

<Calculus> Itai. @_@

<ColdFury> what happened to shermie?
<ColdFury> seen h

<Daisuke> H?  Where?! *hide*

<ColdFury> seen hiroshi

<Daisuke> [...]

<Calculus> Not sure - a bug.

*** Todd is now known as Kei

<Illyria> Bah. The Itami line is the best. ^_^

* Kei tries something random.

<Kei> seen todd
<Daisuke> todd is Kei, and Kei is on the channel right now!
<Kei> Oooh.

*** Kei is now known as Todd

<Illyria> Keen.

<Todd> Anyhow. <elbows Ard> It's 4am. c.;c

<Arwen> Yeah, yeah. :P

<Todd> Ack! My eye! o.x

* Arwen waves. "Night night."

<ColdFury> night ard.

* Todd hugs all and goes also. "Oyasumi."

<Illyria> Toodles Ard, Todd. ^_^ *hug*

* Yoi waves to the people who are leaving.

<ChrisNich> Bye Ard.

<ravi> Go away Ard.
<ravi> ^_^

<Illyria> Bye, all ya weird Easterners. ^_^

<ravi> G'night Todd.

* Todd FLATTENS ravi. -.-;

* ravi hugs Ard and Todd.

<ravi> ...

<Todd> Er.

<^_^> night

<ravi> sorry.

<Todd> I wish you'd stop mistiming your repentence. -.-;

* Arwen hugs ravi and Todd and goes to sleep.

<ChrisNich> someone here will probably die in their sleep, so goodbye
everyone.

<Calculus> unmoo

* Todd will die in Calc's sleep.

<ColdFury> chris - ... ?

*** Arwen has quit IRC (Wheee<falls off her chair>eeeee...)

<ChrisNich> Just to get the farewells out of the way.

<Todd> I'm sure Calc dreams of my death near-daily. ;)

* ^_^ twitches

<Calculus> Maaaybe. ^_^

<ColdFury> I'm gonna crack up every time joins the channel now.

<^_^> hmmm... lotsa impros due in the evening

* Todd won't go into his own dreams, then. ;)

<ColdFury> er Todd joins

<^_^> Do Sysadmins Dream of Electric Sheep?

<ravi> Calc:  Ignore what I said when I came on.

<Todd> CF: S'the point, foolish mortal. ;)

* ColdFury ...'s at puu.

* Illyria hands Todd his sequined sword.

<ravi> I'll make that decision this evening.

<Illyria> Go sleep. ^_-

<ColdFury> that was a very very VERY bad pun and yes I caught it.

<Todd> Heh.

<ravi> Sorry to ruin everyon'es moods.
<ravi> I'll go now.

<ColdFury> just by off chance my philosophy class was talking about it.

* Illyria hugs ravi.

* Todd definately needs to be in bed.

<^_^> ?
* ^_^ doesn't get it

* Todd erghs and tells Daisuke to SHUT UP. "Get him to /msg the help
files, wouldja? c.c;"

<^_^> what the hell... 2 chapters for H?

<ColdFury> Your pun about the book "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep"

<Todd> Anyhow. Sleep. ^_^
<Todd> Abayo!

<ColdFury> puu apparently my chapter was chronologically fucked.

* ChrisNich offers to do whatever he can to help ravi.

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<ravi> G"night Todd.

<ColdFury> I'm slightly non plussed about the way woofer went abotu
dealing with my supposed 'glitch'
<ColdFury> but oh well.*shrug*
<ColdFury> g'nite all. lates.

*** ColdFury is now known as SleepFury

<^_^> night...

<Illyria> Toodles CF.

* ^_^ isn't sure who left and who didn't

<ChrisNich> Night CF.

<^_^> hmm... looks like everyone

<ravi> More or less.

<Yoi> Cya Furry

<SleepFury> There is no spoon.

<ravi> Oh go to bed already, Fury

<Yoi> Hmm, what is the Tick's battlecry then?

<Illyria> Hmm. Getting sleepy, too.

<ravi> G'night Kristen.

<Illyria> Perhaps tomorrow I won't spend the entire day in chat. What a
concept. ^_^
<^_^> wah....

<Illyria> Toodles all.

<ChrisNich> Good night, Miss Smirnov.

<Yoi> Nite Ria

* Illyria Hustles her way out the door.

<^_^> Miss Smirnov... sounds like a bond girl

* ravi hugs Kristen.

<ravi> G'night.

*** Illyria has quit IRC (o/~ And I! I will survive! o/~)